Bless You

Lunar 4 

Having depleted the stock of holy water to the tune of 333,000 bottles in the gift shop halfway down the transept in Saint Peter’s Cathedral in the Holy See, I will now arrange to air-drop them directly on to people as they go about their daily global business.

Though I must admit to aiming for terrorists who will instantly transform into tie-die troubadours bursting with songs of smouldering love in ocean settings, I can’t rule out collateral damage in the form of a few sprinkles on the heads of organised crime and corruption everywhere.